1st annual Untangle Holiday Limerick Contest

[gotkimchi]

Limerick (lĭm'ər-ĭk) n.

Popular form of short, humorous verse, often nonsensical and frequently ribald. It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant meter is anapestic, with two feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others. The winning limerick in this contest must have the following attributes:

1. Must follow the description above in terms of cadence and meter

2. Must contain the words eSoft, and Untangle

3. Bonus points for working in the word Pinzgauer

4. Must be delivered to the judges by midnight Dec. 31, 2008. You can post your response here or you can PM me. (Please keep it clean)

Example:

If your workers waste time on MySpace
And your network’s a total disgrace
Get eSoft today
The Untangle way
And your business is back in the race

Top 5 winners will receive the Official DUAL NIC card and all the bragging rights until next year.

Happy Holidays from your Untangle Team!

[gotkimchi]

ooooo, the grand prize might get the Untangle XD server. I will work on some cool prizes and confirm. The Dual NICs are confirmed for sure. I will try to round up some goodies.

[Statikk]

How many entries will be accepted per person?

[juank]

What about in SPANISH?

[RK-DCO]

How about if the winner gets to drive the Pinzgauer? (I would promise not to destroy it....) Or perhaps just a ride might be a better idea....

[juank]

What about a drive in Dirk's green truck ?

[mdh]

That is the Pinzgauer.

[juank]

Oops... excuse my ignorance :-)

[gotkimchi]

Only one entry per person at this time.

[gotkimchi]

The time is running out. Dec. 31st is only few days away. Get your entries in ASAP if you want to win some prizes.